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Okay, the door is closed. Fuel Pumps... on. Belts nice and tight... can't breathe, but hey, your'e not supposed to! Palms Slightly sweaty. And....press the start button. KAABOOOOM! Either someone has just rapped a baseball bat around the back of your head or just pulled the pin and dropped a grenade down each of the piston bores. Rump..Ker...BANG....BANG! CAn't see anything in the rear-view mirror because the vibration from the engine's so bad! Around 150 metres in front of the car three pigeons take to the air. Not Stupid...Pigeons. Let the revs settle down a little. Good. Temperature and oil pressure coming up nicely. So lets select a gear and see what happens. Check Nitrous is switched on. Slot into first gear. Depress accelerator pedal....real quick!
Every single Speed Freaks subject is captured at exactly 2.5 seconds after all of the above happens. It's at that exact moment when every law of physics is ripped apart as one four wheeled motor attempts to reach 150 mph standing still.
Welcome to the Crazy World of Speed Freaks. Goin' nowhere REAL fast!
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